Who did this?

Team Huge Tools, who is competing in the Route 66 Lemons Rally’s Rental Car Class. We’re Porsche owners and heard there was a wine tasting.

Stef collects Puffalumps and writes about cars. Chuck keeps the Porschelumps at his place despite all common sense. Rally Chicken is a good bird. Theo Bunny is cute. Raspberry Bunny is as soft as she is pink.

My car sounds awful!

Sounds like a you problem. We made some rally playlists to cover up the noise if you want.

• Day 1: Flappy Folder Full of CD-Rs

• Day 2: Lateralus Wine Mixer

• Day 3: Dying of Dysentery on Giant Logs Trail

• Day 4: Amarillo by Evening

• Day 5: It’s Day 5 of the Lemons Rally and Oklahoma Still Sucks

• Bonus Desert Madness Grab Bag: Merde de Noms

[WARNING: PLAYLISTS ARE NOT WHOLESOME. TIPPER GORE WOULD PUT A STICKER ON THEM.]

The noise got worse and/or quit entirely! We might be stranded. Help!

Reach out to these goofballs. Jeff has our contact info. There’s no sweep car, but we’re not being gentle to our rental and can probably help out if you’re really, really stuck.